make it double
Everyone needs the classic motto on their dashboard.
this is one of those gifsets you can hear
“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”
I’ve reblogged this before and I will reblog it again.
This is so great
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
when your leg turns against you
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
SHINY POKEMON DAILY GIVEAWAY #80 8/4/14
Todays giveaway is a shiny Audino!
RULES: You DO NOT need to be following me to win. Winners will be announced on Saturdays or Sundays. Please only reblog once. Full list of rules and past giveaway found HERE
REBLOG= 1 ENTRY
LIKE= 1 ENTRY
REBLOG+LIKE+FOLLOWING ME= Bonus shiny eevee if you win ^^
Once again you do not need to be following me to win but if you are when the winner is chosen you will also win a shiny eevee in addition to the pokemon shown above.
NOTICE TO PEOPLE:
Sadly ive become too busy to host giveaways on a daily basis anymore. So come sometime next month my giveaways will be ending. But for the next few weeks mon-Friday you will have a new giveaway every day! And even once its over I will continue to do giveaways once in a while…..just not daily anymore.
This is the devil’s favorite post
This post just gave me so much anxiety
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman